Kids Say More Darnedest Things

While telling my SAT class where I live, because a couple of them live in my area:

Big, kinda scary, HS junior Defensive End with deep Brooklyn voice: Hey. I used to live on Phoney Island Avenue* between Avenue Teepee and Blings Biway. You ever see me over there?

Me, hiding my incredulity and laugh pretty well: No, I don't think so. You ever see me?

DE: Nah.

*Note: Names of streets have been deliberately poorly altered to protect actual streets.