Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Year of the Prius

When HD moved back to Brooklyn, he needed to buy a car to get allll the way out to the magical kingdom of Parsippany, NJ. Due to his eco-conscious conscience, he ended up buying a tricked-out 2006 Prius. It came fully loaded with:
  • A completely useless rear camera, for those times when turning your head around is just too much of a pain
  • An annoying beep beep beep back up noise, usually made by large trucks that people are worried about being run over by, rather than 100 pound cars that fold up into your pocket
  • Enough compartments to keep me occupied for about an hour in the car
  • A tiny tv screen who's only channels are the "how many tiny cars of energy have I generated" and "am I using battery or gas right now" channels
  • A manly lilac paintjob, or "manlac" for short

5 comments:

Keysie said...

but he's saving the environment *said all dramatically* .... and dude. you can't beat 51 mpg, that's so insane.


ps still laughing over the "manlac" comment.

jess roxx said...

dude. the car beeps when it's in reverse bc it's otherwise silent and peops would not be aware they're about to get run over.

L BO said...

guess what jess roxx? you can't really get run over by a prius. it's like being hit by a bumper car.

Keysie said...

who is this "jess roxx" person anyway...?

L BO said...

her name is jess. and she used to roxx. but now she lives in one of the carolinas or something else. i don't entirely know.