This story takes place approximately 2 months ago. The names have been changed...well, only her name has been changed, mine will remain, for bragging purposes. The premise is a lovely lady spent the night. I knew she was leaving for another state in a few days, for an undetermined amount of time. We engaged in relations that night, and again in the morning.
"Hey, this was a lot of fun. I'm glad we caught up, and you allowed me to sex you masterfully."
Lady: "Yes, that was quite amazing. My world has been transformed. Plus, you're ridiculously funny, and so ruggedly handsome. I can't believe I have to go to Michigan, which isn't even a fun state."
"Except for Crazy Jim's Blimpie Burgers, and their polar bear snow sculptures, you mean."
Lady: "Right, that goes without saying."
"Well, do you think you'll have time to do this again before you leave?"
Lady looks around: "Probably, but what time is it now?"
Laughter ensued as we realized the misunderstanding, followed by earthshaking and transcendental passion. The end.
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weird...you mentioned Blimpies. is this chick from Ann Arbor??
maybe i know her...
she's from grand rapids. i'm gonna say i doubt ya'll know each other.
I liked the part where there was sex.
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