Thursday, May 17, 2007

And Justice For All

Not only did Dynamo getting Xbox 360 usher in AX, it also brought many other changes. For one, he's now obsessed with firing on Panzer tanks and has gotten super good at avoiding grenades. In addition, our entire system of ownership has now changed. Thanks in part to a high level of nerdosity on my part, as well as a need to play as Moon Knight and Colossus in video game format, I purchased Marvel Ultimate Alliance (which I may already own for a different system) for what is currently Dynamo's Xbox 360. Then, Shiv came through for my birthday and gave me another game, giving me a grand total of 2. As Dynamo only has 3, it seems to me that ownership is up for grabs. Thinking over the situation carefully, I realized we should employ the Supreme Court Initiative. This is, of course, the principle that 5 is more than 4, so whichever side has 5 wins. Of course, if the side has MORE than 5, they'd win too (unless Justice Alito raised both hands, which would be cheating). Therefore, I only need 3 more games to be triumphant. Or, one Clarence Thomas.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Secrets to securing victory:

1. GH2
2. Splinter Cell (any of them)
3. tickling whichever judge votes for Dynamo, temporarily disabling his/her arm-raising abilities.

Youse is welcome!