Conversations that I've had with my girlfriend that I probably should have known better about:
While lying in bed peacefully, enjoying a quiet moment together:
"I'm gonna pick like, EIGHTEEN pounds of strawberries tomorrow," I exuberantly exclaimed.
"I was lying here thinking how glad I am that I found you and how happy I am," she said, somewhat disappointedly.
"Me too. But I'm also just reeeeeeally excited for strawberry picking. But yea, I like you too a lot."
While discussing my job:
"I got to look at so many cute animals yesterday. There were puppies and babies, and evil kittens and babies, and puppies and evil kittens, it's ridiculous. All I do all day is look at adorable animals and half naked women. Well, usually they're really like, three quarters naked."
"Oh good," she said, though I was pretty certain she didn't actually mean it.
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