Caruso in a box

While watching the semi-hilarious "Dick-in-a-box" video from SNL's Andy Samberg with Justin Timberlake, I realized two things. One: Justin's wearing a wig that looks exactly like David Caruso's hypnotically red "hair;" and Two: I'm probably going to end up blogging about this. Oh, and Three: I no longer believe I have a great shot at stealing Cameron Diaz away from Justin. Now, there's only two others Caruso's wig should fit, based on the size of ginormous melon, and that's present day Barry Bonds, and an African elephant, which begs the questions, is Justin a pachyderm on 'roids, and why is everyone so obsessed with David Caruso.