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In keeping with the theme of why I'm so fantastically great, I add to the list that I'm the greatest wildlife photographer in the tri-state area. To back me up on that, here are some shots of animals I recently caught wandering around wildly in the vicinity of 81st street and Central Park West. You may think it's odd that I found some of these creatures, such as a badger, over there, but I think it has to do with global warming. Or possibly fall migration routes.
Even though this badger looks like I had just admonished it for not trimming it's claws, in general they can be very ferocious. Not realizing how small they are, they'll stand up to even bears to protect their giant heaps of dirt.
While he looks just like Benedict, the cardinal who hangs out in my backyard, this is actually probably his cousin or something
Ring tailed cats are quite friendly and approached me when they saw I had Butterfingers
My zoom lens allowed me to be safely far enough away from this drinking tiger
This young baboon was startled by some sort of large viper, which unfortunately moved too quickly for me to capture it
Even though this badger looks like I had just admonished it for not trimming it's claws, in general they can be very ferocious. Not realizing how small they are, they'll stand up to even bears to protect their giant heaps of dirt.
While he looks just like Benedict, the cardinal who hangs out in my backyard, this is actually probably his cousin or something
Ring tailed cats are quite friendly and approached me when they saw I had Butterfingers
My zoom lens allowed me to be safely far enough away from this drinking tiger
This young baboon was startled by some sort of large viper, which unfortunately moved too quickly for me to capture it
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7 comments:
Really good looking stuff
Thank you. It's nice to know you appreciate my talent at capturing the majesty of animals in the wild.
I like that "awards" is a tag. Lovely pics tho.
I'm confused, priskiller. Are you trying to tell me I wasn't awarded an award?
Not at all. I just appreciate the effort you make to allow your readers to sort through your posts according to common search terms, like "awards." In related news, I look forward to seeing said award displayed prominently on your mantelpiece, next to a fresh bottle of honey bear liqueur.
Honey bear liquor (yea, "-uor" cause it's real, not some bullshit cordial) never leads to anything good. For example, in years past it led to a man puking all over my sink and passing out soon after. Take heed, young priskiller.
that's that good shit
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