Me: Yo man, where all the bears that I was told live in Brooklyn? I haven't seen any!
Human Dynamo: No, that's a tree that grows in Brooklyn.
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I just found out why there's no bears in Brooklyn (and it's not cause they're good at hiding like Italian bears are). Julia Finn has threatened them all, to stay away or get shot at. Clearly, she's been possessed by an evil entity. Perhaps Skeletor, or Mumra?
Larry: no, but i love dwight freeney on the colts, and urlacher on the bears, plus i love bears...so probably both team's defenses, and for a real bear to win
Julia Finn: haha. any real bear would get shot
this is what i meant: if a real bear showed up, someone would shoot it. people are generally fearful of bears and would like to defend themselves by shooting. i would never shoot a bear under most circumstances. ok? can we be friends now?
What people don't understand about bears, besides they hate being shot, is all they wanna do is play. Anyone who's ever seen a teddy bear would know that.
Your apologies are accepted, but I need to know that you will never go NRA on wildlife.
Has it ever occurred to your silly roommate that trees are just what bears need to survive in the suburbs?
1. i didn't apologize. but i'm glad i'm forgiven.
2. i thought you found that youtube video on your own. i'm no longer impressed. and i still think the bear should eat the dog.
3. how'd you know i'm a member of the nra?
Be very impressed with pkiller though. She's my number one source for all things awesome.
Also, I've come to the conclusion that the bear and dog were playing, not being chasee/chaser. But, silly bear, dogs can't climb trees!
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