"It's kind of a cute little teddy bear and people wouldn't think that a cute
little teddy bear would be able to kill fish."
Ok, what are teddy bears based on? Right, real bears. And what do real bears do? Yes, beg to be cuddled and wrestled with and ridden through the Holland Tunnel as my personal, eco-friendly transportation. But also, kill fish with the express purpose of eating them. And while this teddy bear probably bit off more than he could chew, his instincts were in the right place. Yes, 2,500 is a lot, but maybe he was real hungry at the time, and ended up having eyes that were bigger than his stomach. That's why everyone cautions grocery shopping while hungry. Same principle.
Read the whole article here: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15004927/?GT1=8506
By the way, don't go expecting 2-3 posts a day in the future, because you'll be severely disappointed. Like I was when the tooth fairy turned out to be my father in his underpants.
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You don't think it's a little odd that the bear who *accidentally* wreaked mayhem in a nearby pool just HAPPENED to be wearing a rain slicker? Seems a little calculated to me.
Freaking teddy mafia.
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