Damn You, Patriots!

This is what you wanted, isn't it? You cunning bastards. The whole season I continuously rooted against you and hoped large chunks of pavement might fall from the sky near you. To scare you off from playing football forever, not to maim or kill you. I'm not a monster! And now? Now? In order for the Miami Dolphins to make the playoffs, you diabolical dirt bags will have to beat the Texans. Which means I'll have to root for you to beat them. DAMN YOU, PATRIOTS! I draw the line at rooting for Tom Brady though. Maybe Randy Moss can throw touchdown passes to himself?